Zero Patience Infinite Sarcasm Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Bold Typography Gift
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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This garment-dyed crewneck wears its attitude right on the chest, with the bold stacked text "ZERO PATIENCE, INFINITE SARCASM" stitched in a clean embroidery-patch style that feels equal parts vintage and cheeky. The heavyweight cotton blend hangs soft and worn-in, like it's already survived a hundred eye-rolls and Monday mornings. Pull it on for coffee-fueled sarcasm before work, gift it to the friend who always has a comeback ready, or just live in it on the couch when patience has officially left the chat.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Zero Patience Infinite Sarcasm Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Bold Typography Gift
$39.99