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A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that wears in like your favorite well-worn hoodie. Bold stacked lettering across the chest reads 'ZERO PATIENCE, INFINITE SARCASM', clean and punchy like an embroidered patch without the fuss. It's the shirt for eye-rolling through Monday meetings, replying to group chats with zero effort, or lounging on the couch when small talk just isn't happening today. Give it to the sharp-tongued friend, the coworker who says what everyone's thinking, or wear it yourself as a fair warning label.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) for soft color and texture
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean, durable fit
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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$24.99