Running On Spite And Snacks Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered-Look Bold Text Sweatshirt, Sarcastic Gift for Friend
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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This garment-dyed crewneck wears its attitude right on the chest with bold, stacked lettering that reads "RUNNING PURELY ON SPITE AND SNACKS" in a clean, patch-like embroidery style. No cartoons, no fuss, just blunt honesty for anyone powered by stubbornness and vending machine chips. The heavyweight cotton blend feels worn-in and cozy, like your favorite thrifted find that somehow always fits right. Throw it on for a chaotic Monday at the office, a coffee run when you're running on fumes, or gift it to that one friend who thrives on chaos and snacks. It's comfort with a side of comic relief, perfect for lounging, errands, or venting sessions with your best friend.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Running On Spite And Snacks Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered-Look Bold Text Sweatshirt, Sarcastic Gift for Friend
$39.99