Not A Morning Person Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Anti Morning Afternoon Person Shirt, Introvert Humor Gift
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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Picture a soft, sun-faded crewneck that just gets it, stamped with bold stacked lettering that reads 'NOT A MORNING PERSON, NOT AN AFTERNOON PERSON EITHER' like a patch straight off your favorite thrifted find. It is the honest confession you never knew you needed on a sweatshirt, equal parts deadpan and cozy. Pull it on for grumbling through the first coffee of the day, hiding from small talk on the couch, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to function before noon. The heavyweight garment-dyed cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, like it already knows your mood. Perfect for lazy Sundays, late-night snack runs, or just existing in blanket-burrito mode.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Not A Morning Person Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Anti Morning Afternoon Person Shirt, Introvert Humor Gift
$39.99