My Care-O-Meter Is Broken Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Snarky Gift for Him or Her
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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This garment-dyed crewneck wears its attitude right on the chest, with bold stacked lettering that reads 'MY CARE-O-METER IS BROKEN' in a clean embroidery-patch style that feels equal parts vintage workwear and modern sarcasm. It's the kind of piece that says everything without saying a word, perfect for days when you just can't be bothered to fake enthusiasm. Throw it on for a coffee run when you're running on zero patience, wear it slouched on the couch during a lazy Sunday, or gift it to that one friend whose humor is as dry as yours. Soft, heavyweight, and effortlessly cool, it's built for comfort first and sarcasm always.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
My Care-O-Meter Is Broken Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Embroidered Patch Style Pullover, Snarky Gift for Him or Her
$39.99