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A cozy garment-dyed crewneck that struts through life its own way, just like the confident little crab on the front. This grinning crustacean scuttles sideways with pure swagger, framed by the bold declaration "SIDEWAYS IS MY ONLY DIRECTION" in a clean, patch-style embroidery look. It's the kind of piece that feels soft and lived-in, perfect for beach bonfires, lazy weekend brunches, or gifting to that one friend who marches (or scuttles) to their own beat. Pull it on for chilly boardwalk evenings, thrifted-look layering, or just being comfortably stubborn on the couch.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Crab Sweatshirt, Sideways Is My Only Direction Crewneck, Cute Crab Lover Gift, Embroidered Patch Style Beach Sweatshirt
$39.99