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A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that feels soft and lived-in from the very first wear. Front and center struts a grinning cartoon crab, clearly proud of its sideways swagger, with bold curved text declaring "SIDEWAYS IS MY ONLY DIRECTION" like a tiny badge of honor. It's got that playful embroidery-patch charm, perfect for beach walks, lazy weekends, or gifting to the most stubbornly independent person you know. Throw it on for a summer boardwalk stroll, a laid-back day at the shore, or just lounging around being unapologetically yourself.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) for soft color and texture
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean, durable fit
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Crab Shirt, Sideways Is My Only Direction T-Shirt, Cute Beach Crab Tee, Funny Ocean Animal Gift
$24.99