Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Mug, Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug, Bold Typography Mug, Sarcastic Gift for Him Her
Black / 11oz
$16.99
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A bold, no-nonsense mug that says exactly what your face already shows before that first sip of coffee. Clean stacked typography reads 'EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY PRESENT' in a crisp patch-style font, minimal and unapologetically honest. It's the perfect companion for early meetings you didn't ask for, quiet desk moments when small talk feels like too much, or gifting to that one friend who communicates purely through deadpan humor. Pour something warm inside and let the mug do the talking so you don't have to.
Product features
- Microwave-safe ceramic for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for easy cleaning
- Available in 11oz and 15oz with colored interior and handle options
- Vibrant, crisp print with high color contrast
- Lead- and BPA-free white ceramic construction
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Mug, Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug, Bold Typography Mug, Sarcastic Gift for Him Her
$16.99