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A cozy garment-dyed crewneck that speaks the truth for every overanalyzing mind out there. Bold stacked typography reads "CERTIFIED OVERTHINKING CHAMPION" in a clean, patch-style embroidered look, like an award nobody asked for but everyone deserves. It's soft, worn-in, and a little rebellious, perfect for late-night spirals, coffee-fueled overthinking sessions, or gifting to that one friend who replays conversations at 2am. Pull it on for lazy weekends, work-from-home days, or curling up on the couch overanalyzing literally everything.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Certified Overthinking Champion Sweatshirt, Funny Embroidered Crewneck, Anxiety Humor Gift, Sarcastic Quote Pullover for Overthinkers
$39.99