Allergic To Mornings And Small Talk Sweatshirt, Funny Embroidered Crewneck, Sarcastic Quote Sweatshirt, Introvert Gift
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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A soft, garment-dyed crewneck that feels like your favorite excuse to skip the chit-chat. Bold stacked lettering reads "ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS AND SMALL TALK" in a clean, patch-like embroidered look that gives off effortless, no-fuss charm. It's the kind of piece that speaks for you before you've even had coffee. Pull it on for groggy morning coffee runs, lazy weekends avoiding conversation, or gifting to that one friend who communicates strictly in sarcasm before noon.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Allergic To Mornings And Small Talk Sweatshirt, Funny Embroidered Crewneck, Sarcastic Quote Sweatshirt, Introvert Gift
$39.99