Allergic To Mornings And Small Talk Shirt, Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt, Introvert Gift, Bold Typography Tee for Coffee Lovers
Black / S
$24.99
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A heavyweight garment-dyed tee that feels soft and lived-in from the very first wear, like your favorite hoodie's cooler cousin. Bold stacked lettering across the chest reads "ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS AND SMALL TALK" in a clean, patch-style font that looks straight off a vintage varsity jacket. It's the shirt for grumbling into your first coffee, dodging chit-chat at the office, or lounging on the couch avoiding literally everyone before noon. Perfect for the introvert who says it best without saying a word, or as a cheeky gift for that one friend who needs three cups of coffee before functioning like a human.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) for soft color and texture
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean, durable fit
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Allergic To Mornings And Small Talk Shirt, Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt, Introvert Gift, Bold Typography Tee for Coffee Lovers
$24.99