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A low-key dad cap with a small embroidered patch stating exactly how you feel before coffee: "Allergic To Mornings And Small Talk". The bold stacked typography sits clean and confident, like a tiny badge of honor for anyone who prefers silence over chit-chat. Soft, broken-in and easy to wear, it's perfect for coffee runs where you don't want to talk to anyone, early shifts, or just running errands with your resting face on. A cheeky little gift for the grumpy mornings person in your life, or a treat for yourself because honesty is a whole personality trait.
Product features
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with color-matched underbill
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle for adjustable fit
- 100% cotton shell (Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton) with sewn-in label
- Permacurv® visor has four rows of stitching; brand sticker on visor
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Allergic To Mornings And Small Talk Dad Hat, Funny Sarcastic Embroidered Cap, Introvert Gift, Bold Minimalist Text Baseball Cap
$24.99