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This garment-dyed crewneck wears its warning label proudly, with bold stacked lettering spelling out "WARNING: SARCASM LEVELS CRITICAL" across the chest like a badge earned through years of dry humor. The patch-style embroidery aesthetic gives it a lived-in, workwear charm, while the heavyweight cotton blend feels like your favorite thrift-store find. Throw it on for sarcastic Sunday brunches, wear it to the office when your patience is running thin, or gift it to that one friend who always has a witty comeback ready. It's the kind of piece that starts conversations you might regret asking about.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Warning Sarcasm Levels Critical Sweatshirt, Funny Embroidered Crewneck, Sarcastic Quote Pullover, Gift for Sarcastic Friend
$39.99