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A heavyweight garment-dyed tee with a bold, stacked typography statement that hits like a patch straight off a workshop jacket: "MY CARE-O-METER IS BROKEN". Clean black lettering on a soft, worn-in canvas gives it that deadpan, embroidery-patch confidence without saying a word more than it needs to. Perfect for days when you just can't be bothered, sarcastic gift exchanges, or throwing on before you walk out the door not caring what anyone thinks. Pair it with coffee and zero patience, or gift it to that one friend who always says exactly what's on their mind.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) for soft color and texture
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean, durable fit
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
My Care-O-Meter Is Broken Shirt, Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt, Bold Typography Tee, Sarcastic Gift for Him Her, Deadpan Humor Shirt
$24.99