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A cozy, garment-dyed crewneck that hugs you back just like this little hoarder hugs his acorns. The front features a chubby-cheeked squirrel clutching a giant pile of snacks with fierce determination, paired with the bold curved text 'Hoarding Snacks Like It's My Job' in a patch-style embroidery look. It's got that soft, lived-in charm perfect for snack-cabinet raids, lazy weekends on the couch, or gifting to that one friend who always has emergency chips in their bag. Pull it on for chilly walks, movie nights, or curling up with your own personal snack stash.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Squirrel Sweatshirt, Hoarding Snacks Like It's My Job Crewneck, Cute Acorn Squirrel Gift, Snack Lover Sweatshirt
$39.99