Funny Opossum Sweatshirt, Playing Dead Send Help Crewneck, Cute Possum Lover Gift, Funny Animal Sweatshirt for Introverts
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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A cozy, garment-dyed crewneck that feels like your favorite excuse to stay in bed. Front and center is a dramatic little opossum flopped on its back, tongue out, fully committed to the bit, with bold curved text above reading 'PLAYING DEAD, SEND HELP' stitched like a badge of honor. It's the perfect throw-on for lazy Sunday mornings, hiding from responsibilities on the couch, or gifting to that one friend who always says they're 'not home' when plans come up. Soft, heavyweight and a little rebellious, this piece wears comfort and humor in equal measure. Great for introverts, opossum lovers, and anyone who has ever wanted to fake their own disappearance from a group chat.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Opossum Sweatshirt, Playing Dead Send Help Crewneck, Cute Possum Lover Gift, Funny Animal Sweatshirt for Introverts
$39.99