Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Tumbler, Funny Sarcastic 40oz Travel Mug, Deadpan Humor Gift for Him Her, Bold Text Cup
40oz / Navy Blue
$29.99
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A no-nonsense tumbler that says exactly what your face already tells everyone at 8am. Bold stacked lettering reads 'EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY PRESENT' in a clean, patch-like typeface that feels straight off a vintage workwear label. Sleek and sturdy, it's built to ride along on your desk through back-to-back meetings, in the car during your commute, or on the counter for that one coffee that keeps you tethered to reality. Perfect for the coworker who runs on sarcasm, the friend who deadpans everything, or yourself on days when small talk is simply not happening. It's a mug with boundaries, and honestly, we respect that.
Product features
- Leak-proof push-on lid with secure latch
- Double-wall stainless steel insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Large 40oz capacity with ergonomic handle and included straw
- Durable powder-coated finish with UV-DTF printed design (BPA-free)
- Rust-resistant stainless steel construction
Care instructions
- Hand wash recommended
Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Tumbler, Funny Sarcastic 40oz Travel Mug, Deadpan Humor Gift for Him Her, Bold Text Cup
$29.99