Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Deadpan Humor Embroidered Sweatshirt Gift
Blue Jean / S
$39.99
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A garment-dyed crewneck that carries the quiet chaos of a Monday morning without saying a word too loud. The front features bold, stacked embroidered-patch style lettering reading 'EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY PRESENT', deadpan and minimal, like a mood you didn't ask to have. It's the kind of piece you throw on for coffee runs when you're not in the mood to talk, low-key hangs with friends who get the joke, or cozy nights on the couch scrolling instead of feeling things. Perfect for anyone who wears their sarcasm like armor and their comfort like a second skin.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort
- Embroidery available on left chest and center chest print areas; sewn-in twill label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Sweatshirt, Funny Sarcastic Crewneck, Deadpan Humor Embroidered Sweatshirt Gift
$39.99