Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Tee, Deadpan Humor T-Shirt, Introvert Gift
Black / S
$24.99
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A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that wears like your favorite worn-in hoodie but hits like a deadpan one-liner. Bold stacked type across the chest reads "EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY PRESENT" in a clean embroidery-patch style, black on white, no distractions, just the punchline. Perfect for showing up to family dinners on autopilot, surviving small talk at parties, or lounging on the couch pretending you're listening. Toss it on for coffee runs, awkward group hangs, or gifting to that friend who communicates exclusively in sarcasm.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavy fabric (6.1 oz) for soft color and texture
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean, durable fit
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Tee, Deadpan Humor T-Shirt, Introvert Gift
$24.99