Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Dad Hat, Funny Sarcastic Embroidered Cap, Deadpan Humor Baseball Hat, Ironic Gift
One size / Black
$24.99
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A low-key dad cap that says everything without saying much at all, small embroidered patch of bold stacked text reading "EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, PHYSICALLY PRESENT" sitting quiet and deadpan right on the front. It's the kind of design that gets a laugh from the one friend who truly gets your humor, dry, honest, a little too relatable. Throw it on for coffee runs where you're clearly there but not really there, family gatherings you're attending under protest, or lazy days when small talk feels like too much effort. Soft, broken-in cotton shape that molds to your head like it's always been yours. A perfect gift for the introvert, the sarcastic sibling, or anyone who wears their mood on their head instead of their sleeve.
Product features
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with color-matched underbill
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle for adjustable fit
- 100% cotton shell (Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton) with sewn-in label
- Permacurv® visor has four rows of stitching; brand sticker on visor
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Dad Hat, Funny Sarcastic Embroidered Cap, Deadpan Humor Baseball Hat, Ironic Gift
$24.99